Tether Even A Roasted Chicken

Samurai Lunch Lady time! Also, those red dots on her hat are laser sights, yes, Also Bob has a Wookie tattoo (W.W.C.D), and no, it is not going to end well for the proprietors of the prison. Kudos if you know what the title of this comic is a quote from.

I'll Have The Warden's Upside-Down Special A-La Flambe

Here's comic number 2. And yes, it's meant to be from an upside down POV, for all you persnickety perspective purists...

Under Covers Boss

Here is the first of  today's 2 part update. Sorry for the long wait, but on the bright side, Samurai Lunch Lady will be making her long awaited (but not really) appearance in Anton Evil Face's new world order.

Hey What Gives? Here's What:

Due to unforseen circumstances, (except for the love issues, those were foreseen) I will be posting 2 comics tomorrow to make up for yesterday's absence of an update. No worries, my pets, no more updates shall be disrupted henceforth (unless I find something better to do, you knew what this was)!

Just a little promo art I did with all of the strip's main characters in the first story arc. The promos will emulate the style/look of the story arcs, so enjoy this first one.

Ready As I'll Never Be

Sorry it took so long to post this, I've just been drained as f*ck lately...damn it, PB now you have me doing it. Anyway, I'll be posting a new wallpaper tomorrow in celebration of another year of not dying.

When The Going Gets Tough, Get Out Before You Mess Things Up Even More

Steve is quite the consummate monkey wrench (no pun intended). Pretty soon we'll be seeing how Samurai Lunch Lady has been doing in this mad new world. I dare say all you gratuitous violence fans will be very pleased. Until then, enjoy more debate on the pros and cons of eating your own clone.

Occupy Vast Open Spaces

Sorry about the delay in updating, I had a bit of a family emergency to attend to. Also, despite the title, I do support the Occupy Wall Street movement. Certainly a better cause than several I've seen.

Be Sure To Rotate Until Both Sides Crisp Evenly

This Wednesday's comic (or if you'd joined my shiny new Facebook page, last Monday's comic) was probably the least troublesome I've written in a while. For those of you who are wondering, yes, the morals for intelligent lifeforms in Dennis' dimension are a bit lax. As for the perpetual blue fire, well, anyone with a physics degree feel free to figure that one out. I'll just be here drawing more questionably aerodynamic machinery and ridiculously articulated masks.